RELIGIOUS GROUP GETS MAJOR WOOD OVER 16TH CENTURY NORSE WOODCUT

A Christian group from San Diego says that the mermaid on the retro Starbucks cup is moving their members. Starbucks revived an original logo based on a 16th century Norse woodcut. They plan to boycott Starbucks because their latte’s make for embarrassing tents and they could be arrested for the sexual predators that they…appear to be.
The group called the Resistance and led by Mark Dicey said the logo “has a naked woman on it with her legs spread like a prostitute.” Dicey reasoning in my book!
I suggest the Resistance cut back on the coffee. They'd be better of Jonesing for Kool-Aid!