Thursday, May 22, 2008

MCCAIN AIN'T ABLE



Parsley, Hagee, Falwell and McCain.

Homophobia is NOT a fear of homosexuals, but a fear of homosexuality. And these guys have it in spades! Methinks they doth protest too much. They are dead giveaways!

Rod Parsley (a black wannabe) who uses organ riff punctuation in his sermons (it works for black preachers, honey…but not for you) is the sorriest excuse for a Christian to come down the pike in a long time. His take on Muslims (google it) takes us back to Torquemada. Admit you’re gay, bitch! Divorce your wife, marry Larry Craig and apologize to America! McCain’s “spiritual advisor” indeed. And that name! Parsley! It’s like a gay garnish!

Why are there so many Republican homophobes?

John Hagee was allegedly renounced by McCain, but he’s a tight butt buddy of Rod Parsley. He’s the infamous spokesman for God that said Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans because there was going to be a gay parade. Deluded! I’m glad McCain drew the line at this nut case, but he’s been spiritually led by some of the most bizarre televangelists around. “Send me money and I will save you from eternal damnation.” And we all know what that means. MONEY. Expensive cars and lavish houses.

Falwell is dead, of course. And in hell. Falwell wasn’t gay. He was just evil. But…McCain was his…buddy.

I can’t get over the joke McCain told at a Republican dinner in 1998. Wanna hear it? Hear goes: Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno.
This guy wants to be our president? Did he ever think that he might have really hurt Chelsea Clinton’s feelings? She was just a kid!

MCCAIN AIN’T ABLE

McCain hangs with the wrong crowd!

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