Monday, November 13, 2006
This is one of my favorite cartoons. Just spells it out. Kind of like the mother asking her daughter. “Darling. Are you a virgin?” Darling answers, “Not yet.”
Little Jimmy Dobson is too busy to help his old bud, Teddy Haggard. Teddy bought a shit load of cockrings at The Crypt according to an article in Westword. He was spending around $200 a month in this place for such toys as an electrical device to stimulate the urethra. No shit! Check it out! Would Westword lie? Patty Calhoun? I think not!
Did Teddy pass out cock rings among his ilk? Probably. Little Jimmy Dobson. What size cock ring do you wear? Little Jimmy reminds me of a filthy poem that a telephone linewoman told me once. Wanna hear it? Hear goes:
When a man gets old
And his cock grows cold
And the head of his dick
And the hole in the middle
Refuses to piddle
I’d say he’s fucked
I could really get into dissing religion at this point, but I won’t. They’re not all that bad. After all…I fucked a priest once!