Today I celebrate four months of not smoking! Hooray for me!! Sis Boom Bah! Here's a couple of wild cheers from my high school days that almost had the refs forfeiting our games.
Alla ka zee
Alla ka zam
Son of a bitch
Mind you, these were broken up by different sides of the bleachers so it wasn't all coming from one direction. Here's the other one:
Who's going to carry the midnight mail?
I'll carry the midnight mail!
What about the Indians?
Fuck the Indians!
You'd fuck an Indian?
I'd fuck a duck!
(In unison) You fowl fucker!!!
My apologies to any Native American who may have taken offense.
Here's a song sung by an Australian ski patrolman back in my Aspen days. We sing this at the top of our lungs when coming down the mountain in the back of a truck after clearing brush in the summer.
She's a great big bitch
Twice the size of me
She's got hair around her asshole
Like branches on a tree
She can swim, fish, fight, fuck
Shovel shit and drive a truck
That's the kind of girl I want to marry
My apologies to any great big bitches who may haven taken offense.