My best friend and mentor, Trang Gotbux, on the right, is burning holes through this garage sale customer. This guy, I think he’s damn cute, is telling Trang that we never landed on the moon. This caused Trang to go into overload. Later this CBGDDFS ( Cute But God Damn Dumb Fucking Stupid) twit passed by a stack of National Geographics and said, “I don’t believe in National Geographic.” I understood Trang’s overload and directed the garage sale staff to charge this prick full price for anything he was looking for. Poor Trang! His plate is full, so don’t stick a pile of haggis on it! But still…this guy was kicking on the closet door and it stirred my nether parts.