The Sugar Lips lady makes miniature donuts with a plethora of sugary toppings. I was tempted, but reason took over. Kids love them so they must be good.
As I watched the little machine inside, flip the little donuts I mused over the word "sugar." Why do we pronounce it "shugar." I looked it up on the internet and got a very boring dissertation on why. It's the same reason we pronounce "sure" as "shure." Look it up. I'm not your fucking professor.