Tuesday, November 11, 2008


According to CNN, Mormon and Jewish leaders met in New York City on Tuesday to discuss a breach in a 1995 agreement that Mormon’s not posthumously baptize Holocaust victims and other deceased Jews.

Helen Radkey, an independent researcher found a at least 20,000 Jews, some of them Holocaust victims, were baptized after they died. Among those baptized Jews were Anne Frank. She also discovered the Mormon Church had baptized Ghengis Khan, Joan of Arc, Adolf Hitler, Josef Stalin and Buddha.

According to Mormon myth, the old guy that we fondly refer to as “God” was once human and so devout that he was exalted and got his very own planet called Kolob. From what I’ve been able to ascertain on Wiki, it’s supposedly near the center of the Milky Way Galaxy in the constellation Saggitarius.

Any Mormon man who is devout (has more than one wife) gets his own planet, a shitload of wives and must people it with little spirit babies. No plural marriage = no planet. Hmmm…

Why on earth would Mormon leaders be baptizing Jews and other non-Christians in such abundance? Could it be that exalted Mormons on thousands of planets need domestic help and field hands? Are Jews and non-Christians being baptized into slave labor on these planets? It’s a possibility that needs looking into!

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