Bloody Monday. Bloody me. Bloody fucking Mary. Pretty picture, no? Nice ride home on the bus trying to figure out my new phone. It's the LG VX8300 and I found out how to backdoor into it and get it to accept MP3s. Backdooring. I was always good at that!


Bloody Peach. Bloody Melba. What a bloody twat she can be! I was a little late and a little hammered. She needs to adjust her bloody hormones! Take a chill pill, little Peach. Dinner was bloody cold.